Sunday
April 1, 2001
The lights
burned bright as I sat back and waited for Dr. Susan Block to
work her magic fingers on my ass. Right before there was a girl
that had a spanking from some Italian porn director who obviously
has no idea how to be gentle with a woman.
We had
just sat up on the couch with all the sex toys and told Dr.
Susy about how we are an ejaculating couple. Poor Florent was
just beside himself.
When we
were done all the guys asked me if my husband was gay. I was
really pissed off and offended by this especially after seeing
how rough the "porn" director was with the other girl.
Florent
is like a flower, he is very gentle. Plus I think he felt very
strange talking about our sex lives in front of everyone and
people on the net.
I wish
I could play a great April Fools joke like I usually do but
after last night and really seeing what goes on in a porn site
it's much more exciting and demanding... I don't think I have
it in me to be a porn start like I originally imagined. I would
much rather support someone in that kind of endeavor. And she
didn't spank me but I got some GREAT shots of her spank someone
else ;)
I don't
think I got a job web designing though. I wouldn't ejaculate
on camera. I am too shy. I was not going to be paid and I found
that I am not that much of an exhibitionist even though I did
let Florent fondle my breast on camera. Plus I don't think they
like how I can help them out. They have a set idea of what their
site should look like and they aren't willing to part with that
formula just yet.
It was
fun, it was interesting and it was crazy. The Italian porn director
was really shocked to find out that women can train themselves
to ejaculate without the assistance of a man. He ate out this
woman in the back as everyone sat there and watched. I was beside
myself. I think I have my limits...
Her special
guest was a woman in Over 40 magazine and her partner
was talking about how they save it for a special event. I had
him tell Florent how lucky he was to have a woman that did it
all the time.
Florent
kept saying how he got to hold a snake, he got to operate a
camera, he saw a mixing table, he got stopped by cops for walking
and then stopped again when he came to the grocery to pick me
up at 4 in the morning. We haven't been to the grocery for a
while and I was sick of not having any fucking food in the house.
It was
a fun night.
If you are *that* curious to see us on TV it costs something
like $3. I haven't seen it so if you get to watch it...
let me know how stupid we
look.
